You are to be holy to me because I, the Lord, am holy, and I have set you apart from the nations to be my own.—Leviticus 20:27
I have been urging listeners to the Bible Answer Man broadcast to stick with their January resolution to read through the Bible in 2010. According to my Legacy Reading Plan, you should be somewhere between Leviticus and Numbers.
And these books are not for the faint of heart. Frankly, this is where many well-intentioned readers either get bogged down or give up completely. So, here’s my heartfelt word of encouragement: keep reading, press on…the rewards are of eternal significance.
With the Legacy Reading Plan, I have stressed the importance of reading Scripture in whole books and not by small bites. And living in a sound bite culture driven by a sound bite generation, this is indeed hard! But hear me out: you cannot take the teachings of ancient Israel and reduce them to sound bites and then expect to fully grasp what God is teaching! It just is not possible.
For example: at first blush, Leviticus reads as a seemingly exhaustive list of detailed rituals, sacrifices, and regulations that have little to do with modern living. We don’t participate in animal sacrifices, follow elaborate dietary laws, or practice ceremonial cleanness. But reading Leviticus in context, you realize that Leviticus offers the ancient Israelites patterns of living so that they could live with an altogether Holy God. Recognizing this reality, Leviticus becomes gripping reading! You see, an Almighty, all- powerful God entered the lives of a small and insignificant people who then had to restructure their lives in order to tabernacle with God. And while we don’t live in the world of Leviticus, we too have to restructure our lives so that God can dwell with us.
Taking this principle one step further, Leviticus teaches God’s people to watch their lives carefully—to follow his rules so they can dwell with him. And while the people of Israel focused on outward laws (eating, washing, and the like), Christians today must be alert to maintain purity from within (“Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind” [Matthew 22:37]).
If you want to hear more contextual information on how to read Leviticus, listen to my opening monologue on the Bible Answer Man broadcasts for January 29, February 1, February 2, and February 8, 2010.
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In Leviticus 20:9-10 God commands death for cursing ones parents and for adultery. In Leviticus 20:13 we find that God is a homophobe and a bigot. Handicapped people must never approach the altar: Leviticus 21:16-23. Leviticus 26:30: "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." God ordered human sacrifices and in Leviticus 27:28-29 we read exactly how God regulated the practice of human sacrifice. When was the last time your preacher did a sermon on that Christians? Leviticus 26:1 says: "Ye shall make ye know idols or graven image, neither ear you up a standing image, neither shall you set up any image of stone." It should go on to say "you shall not make an idol out of parchment paper bound in leather or any other material and bow your knees to its authority." Giving the Bible the kind of authority Christians do is nothing less than having "other Gods before me."
"And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force."
Matthew 11:12
Speaking of Atheists who never convert according to some.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_Flew
ROFL! Anthony Flew is NOT a Christian. He went from being an atheist to a deist, NOT a Christian. The fact that you would try to us Flew as an example of someone converting to Christianity proves my point absolutely and also proves just how dishonest and badly misinformed not to mention desperate YOU are. ROFL! How pathetic can you get? How many more arguments of yours do I have to smash before you realize just how weak your position really is? Hahahahahaha
OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE!:
Dear Brother Boris~
Darwinism (specifically, Macro Evolution) is as much a cruel hoax as the hoax Twitter promoted about Johnny Depp being dead!! *teehee*
AXIOM: The one who serves GOD for money is *spiritually* as well as morally bankrupt!
'My Friend,' please get out of the epicenter of scientific cults. CHRISTianity 101 RULE: No pointing condemning, accusing fingers like the Pharisees did!
I am literally heartbroken over the extreme child abuse that teaching (macro) evolution in government-run, public schools has perpetrated on the *precious* youth in our world! I kid you not, Boris. PLEASE Mister PLEASE!
As much as I appreciate your honesty in sharing your heart here, please do not "split hairs" & nit-pick over theological matters. Ok? We can agree to disagree agreeably as individuals. Also, I choose to vigorously discuss without dividing as a team. How about you?
Suffice it to say, I'm not down with the contentious debates because they don't honor GOD. The real GOD that DOES in FACT Exist! Where is your light of conscience & light of creation to prove to your soul as an inner witness to your spirit that GOD is, indeed, your Creator?
(Macro) Evolution is as much a mean, childish, & vanity-filled hoax as Groundhog Day! Here is a Solutionary Answer for you = No strife! ::coughs:: *turns head* ::coughs::
*weeping oceans of tears of empathy over the failure of the public school systems & science in general* Srsly!
As King Hank states, the Holy BIBLE is the final court of Arbitration & Testing! You gotta love that! As a matter of fact, we all love & respect Bro. Hank as a true man of GOD & Ambassador of CHRIST! What is your problem? JEWS-for-JESUS Reigns, Duder!
This fight is between you & King Hank. I have confidence in you both to work it out. King Hank is a wonderful evangelist & he can help convert you with his testimony & life story. Have you even met his wife yet? Hrm. Very Interesting!!!
F.Y.I.~ Darwin Day is just like April Fool's Day! No difference whatsoever! *platonic love ciesta being celebrated*
I can assure you that I am not miserable. I enjoy a monogamous, exclusive, romantic marriage with my husband daily as we travel the beautiful expanses of America together. I am living the CHRISTian dream by the grace of GOD! I want you to be a part of the joy that I have found with a BIBLICAL Worldview & godly family. JESUS CHRIST is my all-&- all on a personal level so, therefore, I'm content, fulfilled & satisfied in my life! What's not to love?!!
The "Boogeyman" is not hiding in your closet! Stop being jealous of King Hank's radio show, family healing & C.R.I. King Hank is an accomplished author & speaker. What are you? A recluse?
CODE OF CONDUCT: "PLEASE shape up or ship out!" Thank you kindly.
All my love in JESUS' Outrageous favor & Miracles,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~ ::prayers & holy (((((((HUGS)))))))::
Ms. Ann Onymous (big grins here... love your name- lol),
Never would've guessed you're a lady too! You're such a character! Nice to know there's two of us womenfolk on here. :)
Blessings to you sista!
Hiya! Glad you & James are here. Don, that's Cool! I believe that where there is LIFE there is hope. Remember watching those older, black & white 'Billy Graham Crusades' on TV? Lots of ADULTS atheists got converted from atheism to CHRISTianity after their childhood years...by the droves! So sweet to watch them stream up to the altar when Mr. Graham gave the altar calls. All the angels in Heaven rejoice when one soul gets saved! Bless the good LORD! I wonder if Mr. Sir Boris is familiar with the [Salvation-Sinners'] Prayer yet? Guess what? He can be! *caring smile* Don, I'm overjoyed that we, womenfolk, can stick together here for the Cause of CHRIST! You are a character too! I mean that as a compliment, 'Sister-Friend!' *high-5's* Tremendous blessings on ya!
In tender, prayerful wishes,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Ms. Ann Onymous,
We actually don't watch T.V. (only have one to watch select movies because of the junk that is on there now days), but I'm sure Billy Graham was very good to watch. I'm 16, so he was a little before my time. :-)
~Blessings
Anonymous,
You're telling me scientists are hoaxers while you promote the biggest hoax and worst human tragedy ever perpetrated on humanity: Biblical Christianity. What reason would the entire scientific community INCLUDING the entire CHRISTIAN academic community have to try to pull a hoax for 150 years? No avenue of human endeavor is more open to scrutiny than science. Conversely you belong to a religion that considers the questioning of its dogmas and doctrines not only unnecessary but evil.
Why stop at the public school system? What about all your own CHRISTIAN colleges and universities each one of which teaches macro-evolution as fact. That's right EVERY CHRISTIAN college and university that teaches science, teaches macro-evolution, Big Bang cosmology, old earth geology and oceanography, anthropology and all the rest of the science you Bible thumpers disagree with. Even the most conservative Baptist colleges teach evolution. So before you try to convince atheists to believe all your lies about science, and that's EXACTLY what they are, LIES, why don't you take your complaints to Baylor, SMU, Notre Dame, Stanford, St. Mary's, Brigham Young, TCU, La Sierra, Muhlenburg or the CHRISTIAN college of your choice and ask the professors in the biology department why they teach macro-evolution as fact? Then you can ask the CHRISTIAN professors there why they don't teach Intelligent Design magic or creationism. But you won't do this and we both know why: those professors would laugh in your face. So until you can convince your own CHRISTIAN colleges and universities to stop teaching all the major scientific theories you Bible thumpers disagree with, you're just wasting your time and making yourself look extremely stupid. You might as well try to defend the Bible's claims that the earth is flat, never moves, is supported by pillars and is orbited by the sun every day - unless someone stops it! ROFL! Why don't you Bible thumpers still try to defend those claims in the Bible anymore? After all you evil bastards tortured and murdered anyone who made claims to the contrary for centuries, as long as you could get away with it. Should we think if you Bible thumpers ever gained control of the government that you wouldn't shut down the entire enterprise of science and arrest all the scientists? Your complaints about science and scientists are nothing but Galileo, Copernicus, Newton, Bruno all over again. You Bible thumpers have always been wrong about science and you always will be. Nothing can save you stupid book of magic and fairies. Science has steamrolled that stupid paper idol of yours into oblivion. Only the stupid believe and you are certainly proof of that. I haven't come in contact with too many people that are as stupid and willfully ignorant as you are. And you make me sick with all your constant lying about science ans scientists. You are truly lowlife scum.
"You are truly lowlife scum."
Quite a compliment! Matthew 5:10-12
To God Be The Glory! I was once blind, but now I see!
Thanks again, Don, for your friendship & backup on here. You are very wise beyond your years! Good for you! Be Blessed, Kiddo! ::heartily agrees with the scriptures you typed:: That brought a smile to my lips. Also, I'm glad you like my moniker/nickname. *mad, crazy-luv fistpumping-4-JESUS* Rock On!
Much respect & CHRISTian love,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Happy Valentine's Day to all! I pray that all of our hearts are in order! Atleast I hope they are...^GASP!^ Oh noes! *emo moment*
::SHOUT OUT'S to King Hank, his family, C.R.I. Staff, Don, James, etc.::
To The Rescue: With all due benevolent respect, it seems like King Hank is suspicious by his absence. Afterall, this IS his blog & comments section. Um...I know. Right?
Boris, I have enormous love for you in the light of our perfect Savior, however, you can't make the unfactual factual just because you want to believe in sciences' mis-steps with all your being. Let me put it another way for you. Just because you say (macro) evolution is true does not make it true. JESUS CHRIST is real & alive whether you believe it or not. You are powerless over reality & you need Professional help. Have you ever heard of the Serenity Prayer?
Please don't take anything I say the wrong way, Dude. The "Powers that be" scientific-wise, don't care about your eternal destiny! Wake Up, Man! I'm trying to help you here!
I think your presence here in this blog is a CRY FOR HELP! You wouldn't be here if your soul didn't want more from Life and Eternity.
Some of the things you've stated here are totally ALARMING! You inferred that you want to "shack up" with King Hank & accused him of being into male (gay) porn! That is just twisted, warped, & way perverse!!! Then you tried to make a case for your cannibalism history by misinterpreting Leviticus 26:29. How barbaric! Boris, please do your own personal moral inventory. Are you okay? Because you seem like you are INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE! Actually, you should try to (((Bear HUG))) your way through to your soul! I will pray that King Hank find it in his heart to minister to you directly after much prayerful intercession so he can "take you under his mentoring wing" & disciple you in an effective manner. Your "take no prisoners" remark was bizarre & sounded like a threat that was off the charts! What are you hoping to gain by such combative statements? Dare I ask!??! **royal wave**
Love in CHRIST 4-ever,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Anonostupid:
Get this through your thick skull and into your empty head: Just because you say macro-evolution is not true will not make it so. Just because you believe Jesus really existed won't make that true either. Macro-evolution is as much of a fact as the facts that the earth is round and orbits the sun, isn't supported by pillars and isn't stationary - all facts that are contrary to what the Bible clearly and repeatedly states. For you to prove the Bible is true you would have to prove the earth doesn't ever move and is orbited by the sun and let's see you prove vegetation was on the earth BEFORE the sun and moon even existed too! The Bible is so scientifically inaccurate that every new discovery made about the natural world in the last 2000 years disproves the Bible. This is why you evil Bible thumping scum arrested, harassed, tortured, intimidated and murdered anyone who attempted to study nature and discover the truth about the universe and life itself.
No one believes your retarded anti-scientific claims except other retarded Bible thumping jackasses. You people have alays been and will always be the stupidest and most evil people on the planet. You suck. Go do us all a favor and blow your worthless brains out and met your ass hole maker please.
How is this 'scientific rage-aholism workin' for ya?
Devotional excerpt Dedicated to Mr. Sir Boris in honor of Valentine's Day:
Psalm 32
PROMPTINGS: HONEST GUILT~~~
Let all the faithful pray to you while you may be found...Psalm 32:6
By Dr. Kevin Adams~~~
When our children were little, my wife, Kay, and I noticed some interesting behavior. Sometimes when they misbehaved and we caught them red-handed, the children actually seemed relieved. This happened more than once. Then we noticed another thing. Sometimes they even came forward and admitted to doing a wrong we had not noticed.
Such is the burden of guilt.
True guilt is the heaviest burden of all, because it sets us at odds not only with ourselves but also with others. And whether we realize it or not, guilt puts us in opposition with GOD. Indeed, it puts us out of sync with the universe itself. And it grinds. It's like sand in the gears of our lives. It constricts our movement and stifles our spontaneity.
There's nothing like guilt to propel us into a Quest for GOD, just to find some relief. You can almost feel the easing of tons of heaviness in our verses for today: "Then I acknowledged my sin to you and did not cover up my iniquity...and you forgave the guilt of sin." -Holy BIBLE
If our guilt presses us down hard enough to force us to our knees before GOD, from whom there are no secrets, we'll discover an invisible hand---GOD's hand---grasping our arms and lifting us higher and HIGHER to know the relief of real forgiveness!
PRAYER~
O GOD, from whom nothing is hidden, move me to seek your face when I am blessed by a guilty conscience. Grant also that I may find your forgiveness. For JESUS' sake & by the power & authority vested in our Messiah, Amen.----->
In Kingdom love & blessings,
-Mr. J. Onymous-
Ms. Ann Onymous,
Thank you for the kind compliment. It's the one I'll value the most. I try to emulate Christ more and more and oh, how short I fall! I have great respect for Mr. Hanegraaff and hope to glean from his wisdom.
Mr. J Onymous,
Amen! So true! I remember in my younger years that discipline (at the present moment) was painful. I didn't like it then but now I have no words to express the thankfulness I feel for my parents disciplining me. I can't imagine who I'd be without their loving, caring instruction. All children need discipline. I am so thankful that God gave me wise parents that take God's Word seriously. To God Be The Glory, Great Things He Has Done!
Thank you, Don, for all of your kind words full of encouragement. You are a Miracle-Blessing! I'm going to e-mail Boris (Fred) from now on because I don't wish to participate in "Boris" carpet bombing King Hank's blog. I believe that Boris is trespassing on here with violent overtures of grandiosity. Besides, I get the impression that King Hank & CRI are not really asking for critiques. You know what I mean?
I cherish your godly input. Have a very pleasant day!
In Kingdom Victory & with OUTRAGEOUS grace in love,
"moi"
A very wise idea!
Blessings!
I'm not sure what "violent overtures of grandiosity" are but I'm not making them and/or I don't have them. I have no doubt there are at least a few people out there who would like to harm Hank physically. I'm definitely not one of them. Me being on Hank's blog is kind of like Hank having his fly open. It makes him look really stupid but since he's unaware of it, he doesn't do anything about it and it doesn't bother him at all; he's oblivious. What's the big deal?
"Do not neglect the gift that is in you."
-I Timothy 4:14 NKJV
Hank, I made it through Leviticus and am almost halfway through Numbers. I think I'm going to make it. :-) (Won't be the first time however.)
Blessings to you, Bro!
John
Congratulations, John! That is AWESOME! Keep up the great study habits. It's so worth it!
Sincerely,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Of course if John Tucker ever made it all the way through a science book it would be the first time for that. ROFL! Same goes for the rest of you scientific imbeciles.
"Of course if John Tucker ever made it all the way through a science book it would be the first time for that. ROFL! Same goes for the rest of you scientific imbeciles."
Hey Boris,
Guess what, I AM DONE WITH 9th GRADE SCIENCE! That means I've went through a science book. LOL
Congrats Mr. Tucker! I just started Deuteronomy this morning.
Good on you, James! I find the Holy BIBLE so engrossing and compelling. I can't put it down once I pick it up. It's spellbinding & breath-taking reading! OH say but I'm glad...I'm glad! *kind smile*
I adore most of science and I promote "going green" in a large sense. It's (Macro) evolution that I take respectful issue with. Planet of the Apes never existed and simply is falsehood, fantasy, and fallacy.
In the Master JESUS' service,
Yours truly,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Anonymous you can't do anything but lie can you? You don't just have a problem with macro-evolution you liar. You think the earth is only 6000 years old and that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church on Sunday. You have a problem with ALL science because ALL science proves your book of magic and fairies could not possibly be what you claim it is. You don't even know what thermodynamics is and yet you claim it somehow disproves something. You are an uneducated moron and a shameless pathological liar. In other words a typical Bible believer. You people are the lowest scum on the planet. Always have been and as long s one of you exists you always will be.
Ms. Ann Onymous,
Are you experiencing a whole bunch of "blessings" lately? *grins* Boris surely wants to see you blessed. *double grins*
"Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church on Sunday."
WOW! Who said THAT?!?! Sounds like fun! ROFL!
Take care,
-James
ADAGE: "Integrity in the form of character is what happens in the dark!" -Anonymous
Just received the book "Outrageous Grace" by Grace Fabian in the mail. W00t! I'm very stoked, excited, amped, and exhilarated about getting the chance to experience this 'good read' so...I'll be busy for awhile.
Please don't take the following remarks in a negative manner. I'm not being judgmental here. Anywho...Why be so skeptical and cynical? How's it workin' for you anway?
Hope some more civil maturity blossoms on this blog in the meantime. The shallow gibes taking place here are covertly retarculous. I noticed Boris hasn't dropped by the www.lotsahelpinghands.com site. Is it that he doesn't feel a part of 'the Onymous Family' yet? Hrm. Maybe Fred is too lazy, pugnacious or belligerent to express himself in that safe forum. I'll let you decide for yourself. Go Figure!
In fabulously superlative love,
::Holy, pure Blessings of Platonic Virtue sent to all::
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
I'm not ever visiting your retarded site. I pick where I want to comment. I have no desire to be part of your stupid family of delusional Bible believing idiots. Do me a favor and drop dead.
What exactly is that supposed to mean??!?
You're not exactly a classy chap are you? *hahahahahahahahaha* Yes, my carnal nature dropped dead. I count my ego crucified with CHRIST every day. So There! *raises eyebrow*
Furthermore, do you know what a Rapture-Life-Transformation is? Science oftentimes is highly overrated.
Your cruel comments are unwarranted & uncalled for. I didn't deserve that, 'Mr. drama king.' *shocked face-drop jawed* Way to make a total arse of yourself! Boris, your "devil-may-care" attitude stinks to high heaven! Your brain = out of commission!
First Step is admitting that you have a problem. That is half the battle won right there...right off the bat! K?
AXIOM: "Love all, trust few, and do wrong to no one." -Shakespeare
QUOTIVATION:
"GOD is subtle but HE is not malicious!" -Einstein
Give up your evil fabrications for lent, Dunzo. Pleasies.
I've heard AWESOME rumors about me before but this takes the cake! *happy grin* BREAKING NEWS FLASH: To: Boris~
Your itchy crotch means you shouldn't have "slept" with that girl on MySpace.
U give love a bad name.
This is where I get to exit the conversation. L8R.
::me::
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein
Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation. -2 Corinthians 6:2 KJV
Only a fool says in his heart that there is no GOD. -Holy BIBLE
Boris, my dear & near friend of FRIENDS, plz push the 'pause' button on your ability to harsh my vibe. Get in gear, Sir! Take a sidebar, Fred, on your morbid attitude. DO THIS, BORIS! I mean it. IT'S AMAZING. You're Welcome! *curtsies*
Don't be a spaz! Pleeeeeease!!!!
CLUE: 'Frontstyle' =opposite of doggy! And that's not yoga I'm referring to. Without being graphic, I am relating a message to you about CHRISTian stretching exercises. *Ah-Ha Moment! Epiphany, positionally not practically-speaking! Yay-ee! *LoL's to the 3rd power*
Now then...just press the "PLAY" button on your born-again status because many spiritual things are pulling on you right now. AWwwwww! Hopefully you will receive Salvation (free gift from GOD) and move into sanctification (cleansing from character defects) & not "reject" it like some organ-transplant recipients do. Get the metaphor? *^5* Stop breaking GOD's heart with your sin. Thankyouverymuch.
I gotta jet now...byegones>>> Coolio, DUDE!!
[[[[[[[Holiest of HUGZ]]]]]]]
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. -2 Corinthians 12:9 KJV
Be Blessed, 'dear hearts!'
In JESUS' blessings beyond your wildest imagination,
~Ms. Ann~
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as science can reveal it." - Albert Einstein. Even today the lie that Einstein believed in a personal God is is still being repeated by lying Christians like Ms. Anonymous. Of course this woman has told more lies than I can count on this blog.
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. - Albert Einstein.
Anonymous, you insisted that Christian morals are superior to those garnered the way Albert Einstein said they should be. Yet you deceptively quote Einstein to make the false impression that he and you could possible agree on something when you could not. It is disingenuous to take quotes out of context to create false impressions. Quote mining is indistinguishable from lying Ms. Anonymous. The Discovery Institute hoaxers have been caught doing this hundreds of times and these cases are all well documented on the Internet. You creationist liars make me sick. Why would I want to ever be associated with a bunch of shameless liars? You might not like my attitude but what really stinks is all of your lies. You are a typical liar for Jesus just like your lying cult leader Hank Handmegraft. Just don't address any more posts to me and don't send me anymore of your stupid Emails.
Boris, I love you, I bless you, and I appreciate you in JESUS CHRIST alone. I empower you to do your highest and greatest good, Brotha!
In HIS peace and eternal glory,
~Ms. Ann~
'Mr. Research Chemist,' you seem to have a lot of wonderful questions. I suggest lovingly that you go over to Lee Strobel's website and chat it up there! He has a message board and such. Go be the Miracle!
F.Y.I. - So proud of Tiger Woods for doing his 12-step work in public. Confession is good for the soul! *Prayers going up on his family's behalf now*
Best Regards!
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Dear Mr. Research Chemist:
With all due reverence & patience, you seem to pretend that you knew Albert Einstein personally. What a crock, 'Mr. cock-block!' Ha! Also, it has come to my sincere attention that you are not personal, close friends with said Tiger Woods either. Why are you so full of hate towards HUMAN-adults? You are NOT an animal! Your great-great grand-daddy was NOT 'Big Foot!'
Mr. Research Chemist, the www.lotsahelpinghands.com window is still open for you for a brief while. Don't take the opportunity for granted! There are dire consequences in life for rebellious waywards such as yourself. GOD loves you just the way you are, however, HE loves you too much to leave you that way!
You don't have enough information about Tiger's Rehab. situation so therefore you have no right to judge him or his recovery. For all you know, he might be working a strong 12-step program which is very commendable. Also, he might even be turning from his childhood false indoctrinations as a Budhist. The good LORD might be intervening for his soul right now...even as we type. Brit Hume & King Hank have both spoken out publically about Tiger needing JESUS CHRIST. That was pure genius on their parts! The greatest golfer on our Planet won't be fulfilled or satisfied way deep down inside until he turns his life & will over to his Beloved Creator! That's a factual truth. As a matter of fact, more truth has never been spoken! Actually, we are Proclaiming & bringing a Dynamic Gospel to a Dynamic (plentiful soul) Harvest!!! Chillax, DUDE!>>>
Love you lots, and lots, and lots...in Holy Spirit Greatness. And there ain't a flippin' thing you can do about it!!!! WEeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
ADDENDUM:
Just be glad you weren't raised Buddhist. Count your many blessings...name them one by one! If you had been 'brainwashed' into being a Buddhist at a young age, then you would be devoted to even more suffering on earth than you already are! I can't even imagine that because your masochism is already waaaaay off the charts as it is!! Blek!!
Mr. Research Chemist, I am sure that your precious mother had many fine qualities about her. And those are to be remembered and cherished. However, do you think she contributed, atleast in some small measure to you being such a seemingly hopeless misogynist? Think about it and get back with me. I'd be really interested in getting your take on that, Sir.
Sincerely with immense holy, godly love...the kind that is so rare,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
I'm not suffering on earth. Not one bit. You are. Again you have to tell yourself things like that because you can't accept the fact that I'm a lot happier than you are. I'm not tortured by religious delusions that other people put in my head the way you are. You can't live the way you choose because you believe you have to live a good Christian life or risk going to hell. My mind is completely free of those kinds of childish fears. There's no way you could be nearly has happy as I am. You are severely deluded if you think that would even be possible.
I'm not a hopeless anything. Did your mother contribute to your complete lack of critical thinking skills? Because you have absolutely none. My mother knew a lot more about the Bible than your Bible Answer man ever will and so do I. I already proved that by raising insurmountable and irreconcilable problems and discrepancies in the text of the Bible that neither you nor anyone else has any answers for. Including Hank. So don't tell me about Jesus or the Bible. I know a lot more about them than you ever will.
Dearest Mr. Research Chemist:
Your presence here appears to be a crystal-clear CRY FOR HELP!
I'm sorry you find yourself in the midst of hard times, often overlooked by people, and weighed down by the cares of life. There is no reason to feel toxic shame or humiliation. We all go through difficult stages in life at some point in time. You are not alone.
Please be aware that there is a distinct difference between selfish (false) pride and healthy pride. Also, there is a distinct difference between self(ish) esteem and healthy self esteem.
'Bestie-fave friend,' your hardship has broken my heart. When you hurt, I hurt. Most people here think you are a traitor; a Judas spirit. True or false?
Please don't misrepresent me or distort my motivations. Be fair in analysis. Read BIBLICAL facts in context and in full. Please avoid 'blanket' judgment calls. Draw truth out to the logical conclusion. Either you love all of the truth or none of the truth.
I need you to "get" that I'm blessed and highly favored. The good LORD has seen fit to give me a marriage with my soulmate who is my husband and closest friend on earth. Often times, you act absurd and pompous. PLZ get your act together! You are floundering in basic necessities: food, shelter, utilities, clothing and transportation in a devastated economy. You are THEE Dude! Man! Get out of your self-made caldron! I'll help you as best as I can. Get under your issues hard. Face the music. It's never too late, Kiddo. I'll be there for you in the trenches with prayer support. Go out there and be a friend to the community. By the way, I was honest about my mother's failures (and successes) and forgave her completely. I recommend you do the same for your *precious* mom. We are weeping with you. I bid you a fond adieu.
Lots of love in the Heavenlies virtue,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Not only do you lie to me you lie to yourself. My presence here is not a cry for help. I'm not facing hard time, I have a six figure income, 3 cars and no mortgage payment. I have nothing to be ashamed about and the only humiliation go on is me humiliating you, Hank and the rest of the lying Christians on this blog with my posts. What's it like to have to eat your own words liar?
What are biblical facts? Matthew 27:52-53 says dead people came back to life, unburied themselves and then walked into the city and appeared to many other people. While that may seem like a fact to your deluded mind, it's a FACT that this event did not happen. And since this event did not happen there is no reason to believe anything else the Bible says either. Case closed. You lose.
I think you are destitute, Rev. Dr. Research Chemist. That is my honest opinion based on your harsh 'ranting and raving' here. Personally, unlike other individuals on this blog, I do NOT condone a "license to sin" based on liberal lameness.
In an age of Theological Enlightenment...we are stopping all the cruel hoaxes and parodies!
***announcing the demise of all Darwinian (macro) evolution lies***
This is OFFICIAL in that it is here on King Hank's very own blog!
::putting a virtual tombstone on the evil lies of (macro evolution) here and now (once and for all)!! The Teh Interwebz PWN You! Teh Win! Ha! *SQUEE!*
Macro-evolution is taught as fact at EVERY CHRISTIAN college and university in the world that teaches science. So until the CHRISTIAN academic community announces the demise of the fact of macro-evolution the claims of Bible believers fall on deaf ears. ROFL! This is what is so absolutely retarded about creationism and Intelligent Design magic; NONE of that garbage is taught ANYWHERE even in the most conservative and orthodox Christian colleges and universities. Instead we find the teaching of evolution, Big Bang cosmology, old earth geology and all the rest of the science that proves the Bible is nothing but religious fiction.
Your claims about macro-evolution are nothing more than Galileo, Copernicus, Bruno, Newton, etc., all over again. Bible believers have fought against and denied every scientific discovery and theory ever made including those made by other Christians ever since the Bible was voted on by gay men wearing dresses to be the Bible. Your clams about macro-evolution are lies, bold faced lies. The same lies we've heard about science and scientists from Bible believing liars for almost 2000 years. You have lost your 2000 year long war on science. Stand aside or be swept into the dustbin of history. Oops too late, you're already gone. Poof. ROFL! You cannot know the satisfaction I get from stomping your retarded beliefs right into the ground and knowing your are powerless to stop it.
Even if evolution were to fall as a theory that wouldn't give any credence to biblical creationism. The fact that Bible believers think it would is an exercise in anti-logic that any first year philosophy student could easily spot. Nothing is science changes the fact that the Bible is 100 percent religious fiction. Attempting to prove creationism by disproving evolution is an exercise in futility. It's really fun to watch though. The stupidity of Bible believers is an endless source of entertainment for the rest of us. It really is. Keep up the stupidity believers. It's priceless!
You keep restating the words I've used on here...like PRICELESS! Maybe your vocabulary is left wanting?! ::blinks rapidly::
Contrary to popular opinion, your personal 'origins' were NOT primordial slime or lowest (devil) scum like they duped you into believing! Get some Real self-esteem on board so that you stop attacking people of the TRUTH! You dig?
Coolio!
In enlightened theological standing with tremendous platonic love for all,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
Not popular opinion - scientific fact. There's not a thing you can do to change facts. All you can do is continue to lie about them. But the Bible believing cult of ignorance has been wrong for too long and too many times about science. No one is listening to your lies anymore. Poof. Science just steamrolled your evil and false religion right into oblivion.
Dearest *precious* King Hank:
Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith CHRIST hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
GALATIONS 5:1 KJV
In Kingdom Victory Bliss & agape' love for all in all evermore,
~Ms. Ann Onymous~
To: Pranksters~~~
GOD doesn't want you to hurt yourselves anymore! Please don't unleash your freakness on me! *Le Fiesta giggles* Buh-Bye!!! *.*
There is no God. The Bible is fiction, Jesus Christ never existed and heaven and hell do not exist. Anyone who denies these facts is a retard. Case closed.
Boris, I am sorry you are so hate driven that you cannot see truth. But that is how it is with unbelievers. Your first comment has been taken extremely out of context and your wrong. But my standard of which right and wrong is in scripture, of which you have already indicated you do not believe. So until you can come to terms with the sky being created or land being formed....from nothing (first law of thermodynamics: Matter can neither be created nor destroyed) then we will never be able to have an intelectual discussion on the subject of truth and the truthfulness of scripture.
Boris said...Leviticus 26:30: "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." God ordered human sacrifices and in Leviticus 27:28-29 we read exactly how God regulated the practice of human sacrifice.
This shows your ignorance Boris,they were to sacrifice a animal for the first born male not the child itself.Your words are foolish and need not to be listen to after this.
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